<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Reading On The Toilet &#187; Reading On The Toilet</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/category/craziness/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com</link>
	<description>In Easily Digestible Chunks</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 10:49:37 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>The Real Jesus Christ</title>
		<link>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/real-jesus-christ/</link>
		<comments>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/real-jesus-christ/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 10:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Craziness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/?p=345</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, I haven&#8217;t posted in a long time again. But as I&#8217;m not a fan of religion I had to share this awesome website I just found about Jesus.  I love the &#8220;faith&#8221; segment on the lessons from Jesus page: Faith is the first and most important concept for all Christians. Jesus said, &#8220;without faith [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, I haven&#8217;t posted in a long time again. But as I&#8217;m not a fan of religion I had to share this awesome website I just found about <a href="http://www.jesusjitsu.com">Jesus</a>.  I love the &#8220;faith&#8221; segment on the <a href="http://www.jesusjitsu.com/lessons">lessons from Jesus</a> page:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Faith is the first and most important concept for all Christians</strong>. Jesus said, &#8220;<em>without faith you couldn&#8217;t believe any of this stuff, because none of it makes any sense</em>.&#8221;  There is no way a person could believe that a virgin was impregnated by  an angel, gave birth to a man who was also God, performed miracles, and  rose from the dead without faith. Faith allows us to ignore conflicting  passages in the Bible and believe things that make no sense at all,  thus it is a requirement for all followers of Jesus.</p></blockquote>
<p>And the videos on all the techniques page, with Jesus slapping and kicking people in the nuts, are hilarious.  Awesome!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/real-jesus-christ/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Internet Cesspool</title>
		<link>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/internet-cesspool/</link>
		<comments>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/internet-cesspool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 13:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Craziness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/?p=332</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sorry for the lack of posts recently&#8230;I&#8217;ve been busy.  But here&#8217;s an entertaining video on the cesspool the internet has become (contains cursing). Enjoy:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the lack of posts recently&#8230;I&#8217;ve been busy.  But here&#8217;s an entertaining video on the cesspool the internet has become (contains cursing).  Enjoy:</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TYhw_vdi1mY&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TYhw_vdi1mY&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/internet-cesspool/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Super Bowl Dance 2010</title>
		<link>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/super-bowl-dance-2010/</link>
		<comments>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/super-bowl-dance-2010/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 14:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cool Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Craziness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Interesting Chunks]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/?p=325</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A good friend of mine, Matt Rinard, just sent me the following terrific video: For more of his great work check out his New Orleans gallery.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A good friend of mine, Matt Rinard, just sent me the following terrific video:</p>
<p><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iT35uzZ7K1Y&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iT35uzZ7K1Y&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object></p>
<p>For more of his great work check out his <a href="http://www.galleryrinard.com/">New Orleans gallery</a>.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/super-bowl-dance-2010/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Ugly Dog</title>
		<link>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/ugly-dog/</link>
		<comments>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/ugly-dog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Craziness]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/?p=311</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone emailed me pictures of this very, very ugly dog, and I couldn&#8217;t resist&#8230;  In case you don&#8217;t have enough, here&#8217;s another:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_312" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 301px"><a href="http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ugly-dog-2.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-312" title="ugly-dog-2" src="http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ugly-dog-2-291x300.jpg" alt="Really Ugly Dog" width="291" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Really Ugly Dog</p></div>
<p>Someone emailed me pictures of this very, very ugly dog, and I couldn&#8217;t resist&#8230;  In case you don&#8217;t have enough, here&#8217;s another:<span id="more-311"></span></p>
<div id="attachment_313" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 271px"><a href="http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ugly-dog.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-313" title="ugly-dog" src="http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ugly-dog.jpg" alt="One More" width="261" height="235" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">One More</p></div>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/ugly-dog/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Mars Bars &amp; Kebab Meat</title>
		<link>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/mars-bars-kebab-meat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/mars-bars-kebab-meat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:11:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Craziness]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/?p=285</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My last two posts were on alternative energy, and this one kind of follows that theme.  Here&#8217;s a free recipe for deep fried Mars bars wrapped in kebab meat.  In the above picture, the tasty morsels haven&#8217;t been fried yet, so you can really make out the mini Mars bars wrapped in kebab meat.  Man, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mars-and-kebab.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-286" title="mars-and-kebab" src="http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mars-and-kebab-300x225.jpg" alt="mars-and-kebab" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>My last two posts were on alternative energy, and this one kind of follows that theme.  Here&#8217;s a<a href="http://www.freerecipes.org/deep-fried-mars-bars-wrapped-in-kebab-meat/"> free recipe</a> for deep fried Mars bars wrapped in kebab meat.  In the above picture, the tasty morsels haven&#8217;t been fried yet, so you can really make out the mini Mars bars wrapped in kebab meat.  Man, that makes me hungry.  Just watch what you bring to read on the toilet after eating this stuff&#8230;you might end up tearing out pages when you run out of toilet paper.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know if the meal or the knife used to cut them is more attractive&#8230;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/mars-bars-kebab-meat/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Abducted by Aliens</title>
		<link>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/abducted-aliens/</link>
		<comments>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/abducted-aliens/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 08:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Craziness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/?p=254</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, if Yukio Hatoyama was a fortune teller with an unemployed husband, it would be funny that she thinks her &#8220;soul&#8221; was abducted by aliens and flown to the planet Venus, which was &#8220;a very beautiful place, and it was very green.&#8221;  It would also be funny that she thinks she was a friend of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_255" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-full wp-image-255" title="Miyuki-Hatoyama" src="http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Miyuki-Hatoyama.jpg" alt="Yukio and Miyuki Hatoyama" width="300" height="254" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Yukio and Miyuki Hatoyama</p></div>
<p>Ok, if Yukio Hatoyama was a fortune teller with an unemployed husband, it would be funny that <strong>she thinks her &#8220;soul&#8221; was abducted by aliens and flown to the planet Venus</strong>, which was &#8220;a very beautiful place, and it was very green.&#8221;  It would also be funny that she thinks she was a friend of Tom Cruise in a past life, and that she thinks he would understand if she met him and said &#8220;&#8216;long time no see&#8221;.  It&#8217;s not that funny though, because Yuko Hatoyama is the wife of the new Japanese prime minister!!!  Yes, you read that right.</p>
<p>You can read more about this <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/i-have-been-abducted-by-aliens-says-japans-first-lady-1780888.html" target="_blank">here</a>.  Wow&#8230;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/abducted-aliens/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Crazy, Crazy Woman</title>
		<link>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/crazy-crazy-woman/</link>
		<comments>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/crazy-crazy-woman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Craziness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Flush It Down!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/?p=238</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One more &#8220;flush it down&#8221; for today: Where to begin&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One more &#8220;flush it down&#8221; for today:</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="340" height="285" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_DTzjwLx39w&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="340" height="285" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_DTzjwLx39w&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>Where to begin&#8230;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.readingonthetoilet.com/crazy-crazy-woman/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

