When I registered this domain, ReadingOnTheToilet.com, I did it purely because I thought it was funny and could make a good blog name. I don’t read on the toilet and have no real interest in toilets. So what I discovered yesterday was both troubling and mildly fascinating in a disgusting kind of way. Plenty of people are utterly obsessed with toilets and activities related to toilets! Let me explain…
While writing yesterday’s blog post I used the Wordtracker keyword volume tool to see what keywords people used to search for toilet paper holders. The #1 searched for phrase related to toilets according to Wordtracker is michael toilet arrest. I thought this might have something to do with Michael Jackson…but quickly discovered that George Michael was arrested in a public bathroom for drug use…whatever. Why 7,476 people a month search for this, I have no idea.
The second and third most searched for phrases related to toilets was a much bigger surprise for me:
stories of a toilet slave
human toilet mistress
What in the world is that about? If these phrases would be the 1000th, or even 100th results, fine. But #2 and #3? Are there really eight thousand searches a month for these terms? Apparently so. You probably don’t want to know what a toilet slave or human toilet mistress is. But in case you do, and you don’t want to see truely nasty pictures, here is the text only introduction. Like I said, if there were 5 searches per month for this stuff, I could possibly understand it. But 8,000 searches from people interested in eating shit! Whoa now, we live in a very crazy world. This make the woman featured here seem totally normal!
#4 is girls on the toilet, with nearly 3,000 searches per month. Does anyone really want to see anybody else on the toilet? Apparently so, because #8 is toilet cam, and #10 and #11 are toilet bowl cam and hidden camera toilet. Don’t even search for that.
#6 had me a bit stumped: toilet humiliation, ~2000 searches per month. There is an industry for movies and pictures of toilet humiliation!
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people!?!
I like the Ultimate Toilet Blog. It’s both entertaining and interesting. Toilet-O-Rama is pretty funny too. I even appreciate the occasional toilet joke from time to time. But lord have mercy, you just don’t want to know what your fellow humans are doing! One of my goals is to “limit human contact“. After yesterday’s toilet search, I’m going to go full steam ahead with that one…
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